In the marathon of this election, we're three weeks from the big day. Those three weeks though, like the end of a big race, might make us all have to dig pretty deep to carry us over the finish line. We're thinking it might be the perfect time to take some of the advice in Liberty's
Election Survival Guide series, pick up some new news sources and reading material — the candidates' books, perhaps?
If our
electoral map were as red as Amazon's
map of our political book-buying habits, things would be looking up for John McCain. Yet while Americans are buying up conservative books, our electoral map is getting bluer and bluer each day.
I initially chalked up this discrepancy to how unscientific Amazon's map is.
Uncontacted Amazonian Tribe: The True Douchebaggery Story
The uncontacted human
tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors? Where have those Gottis been?
And go check out another
phony photo of the tribe here.
1 comment 
