
Ooh, don't get excited — I'm not insinuating John McCain is a lady, merely that given this
awesome interview in Radar this month by Ana Marie Cox (the original Wonkette) that he deserves the space on the cover instead of Shannen Doherty. So I thought I'd just adjust my cover to my liking.
Cox asked McCain all manner of questions with an emphasis on the pop culture that is less fluffy than you'd think.

Think you have a pretty good idea how TV news insiders would talk about Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann behind their backs? Radar went looking to confirm those suspicions
in their feature "Head Trauma: Insiders Reveal Television's Most Hated Pundits." Sounds good, right?
A New Obama Rap! (It's Good)
Here's some unique listening for you this rather quiet Tuesday afternoon. The track's called "O Bama," and, best we can tell, it's by Smoke Nine Two, though there's little indicating just who that might be.

Beijing will be dressed to impress this August when the world turns its attention east for the Summer Olympics. Radar lists eight changes in its
July/August issue that China is making to ensure the city is picture perfect when the cameras go on.
- Reduced traffic
To avoid unsightly traffic, the Chinese government will only let half of Beijing's drivers on its streets.