
In the past few months your sex life has all but dried up. You’re always trying to initiate things, and you’ve even gone so far as to buy
sexy new lingerie, but nothing seems to get your boyfriend interested. When you ask him about it, he says he’s sleep deprived and stressed out.

Hey, porn addicts. Are you listening? My
favorite crank teenager has some advice for you.

Dear Sugar,
I'm usually OK with porn. I watch it myself and have watched it with former boyfriends however, my current boyfriend has always refused to let me watch his porn with him, and recently I learned why. The porn he watches is full of incredibly disturbing sado-masochistic porn, which I had no idea he was even slightly into.

For most senior citizens, retiring from your job means drifting into the sunset years by gardening, going on cruises, and hanging out with your grandchildren. Seventy-three-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, however, is not
going gentle into the good night. He, dear readers, is an elderly porn star!

Dear Sugar,
Four months ago when my live-in boyfriend was out of town, I discovered that he had downloaded multiple videos of porn and has received numerous pictures of naked women from his male friends via email. I confronted him about it, and he sees nothing wrong with it. He said that he'd stop looking at them, but I know for a fact he's lying.

And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!

After nearly two years of harmonious dating, you and your boyfriend have decided to
move in together. You’re both extremely excited about the prospect, but after only a few weeks of living under the same roof, you’re learning a few things you never knew. You’re still compatible in most ways, but would it be worse if he .
Nation Buys Porn With Stimulus Package
Well it's not
the flat-screen TVs I was predicting: An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered an uptick in the porn market tied to the stimulus checks. "Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30 percent growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the Summer is a slow period for this market."
Would You Buy a Nudie Mag With Pics of Hot Guys?
A couple years ago, I found a cool magazine at my local used bookstore. It was called Sweet Action and billed itself as "Porn For Girls." It was basically a magazine with naked and seminaked pictures of real guys you might know — tattooed, a little dirty, and skinny rather than buff.

Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again .