
Lukasz Zbylut, who came to America only five years ago with a limited understanding of English, has
secured admission to all seven of the country's Ivy League schools. The Polish immigrant chose to accept admission to Harvard, where he plans to study politics, law, and philosophy. Of the 21 schools Lukasz applied to, only MIT rejected him.

You're minding your own business, when all of a sudden you find out the president of Poland using your wedding footage to bolster his
argument against gay marriage and saying that your life would be "against the universally accepted moral order in Poland and force our country to introduce an institution in conflict with the moral convictions of the decided majority of our country."
That's exactly what happened one New York man, Brendan Fay. Upon learning that Polish President Lech Kaczynski had interwoven the video of his wedding into a speech warning against the dangers of adopting the new EU constitutional treaty that could open the door to same-sex marriage in Poland, Fay fought back.

Our Dumbass of the Day is
Ewa Sowinska, a spokesperson for children's rights in Poland. She wants psychologists to figure out whether or not the Teletubby Tinky Winky is gay, cuz if "he" is she thinks he shouldn't be on public television. The fear?