
President-elect Barack Obama has almost completely finished picking his cabinet members. But a very crucial spot remains open: the presidential pup. So that's why CNN's Anderson Cooper went to DePauw De Paw University for the Puppedential Debates, where Princess, Rags, and Mr.

Stephen Colbert, in his persona as the newscaster resembling Bill O'Reilly, defends his idol and the infamous
Bill O'Reilly temper tantrum by showing a similar freakout he had back in the day. This is long-ish, so if you just want to see the Colbert tantrum, go to 3:08. Love the polyester suit and porn 'stache!

And he liked it. Well, who the hell wouldn't? Apologies for this guy's nasally, awful singing, but he cracks me up.

I think this might be for 99-year-old people who have been living in caves for the past decade, but it could also be a refresher course. Gabe and Max want to teach you how to get the dreamlife of your dreams using the Internet! With current topics such as screensaver, surge protector and Napster (!), you'll go from newbie to Internet master in no time.

Cuz I'd get poked by fools with Cheeto dust all over their faces who get mad that I'm not pokin' back. I'm online too much as it is!

This is mildly amusing if you haven't seen
Twilight, but hilarious if you have. In this parody, vampire glam-pire Edward Cullen is replaced by a portly Santa in the forest scene when Bella Swan guesses who he really is. From the silly jump cuts to an even sillier jumping Santa, this is spot-on.

Like many of us, Santa Claus has a Gmail account, and, no surprise he gets spammed like the rest of us. Sort through his legitimate mail from Viagra offers, Nigerian scammers, and other usual spam suspects. Interested in who else is contacting Santa?

Ilene Chakin, creator and executive producer of Showtime's hit series The L Word, the drama about hot, hip lesbians in LA, doesn't seem to know when to quit. Watch as she first stalks her viewers and then, anyone who will listen to her, about how she, Ilene Chakin, is creator and executive producer of Showtime's hit series The L Word. Make it stop!

Brants are the first all-in-one bra/pant outfit. And what a versatile outfit indeed. You can disco-dance in them, mourn in them, why, you can even walk in them!

At long last, I'll be able to save time and money by growing my own Cheetos in this Chia-like Cheetos Pet. Who needs herbs or random plants that do nothing but grow out of little animal pots? I want Cheetos, and I want them now!