
Last February, everyone was shocked to find out that
Robert Irvine, the star of the
Food Network show
Dinner: Impossible, lied on his résumé. Although most of you said
the incident didn't change your feelings about him, Irvine still got the boot from the Food Network and was subsequently replaced by Iron Chef
Michael Symon.
Today I'm excited to have heard news of what I thought to be near-impossible:
Irvine will be returning to host the show again.

This is an odd story, the
mysterious disappearance of an SNL sketch on the Bailout. Since
$700 billion is pretty big doin's, naturally the Lampooners in Chief wanted to get in on the action — regardless of whether Congressional hearings/press conferences lend themselves to comedy (uh, they don't.) The sketch trained a carefully pointy eye on the
possible Democratic roots of the Bailout plan.
Why then has the sketch, which skewered everyone from the 99th richest person in the world,
George Soros to philanthropists Herb and Marion Sandler, disappeared?

With the
Lunch Bucket vs.
Barracuda match up a hair over 24 hours away, the sassy, classy debate moderator Gwen Ifill has found her plate full of more than just prepping questions. Ifill, the PBS news maven and moderator of Washington Week,
broke her ankle on Monday, though her doctor has given her the A-OK to travel and keep her debate duties.

Earlier this summer at a charity flag-football game thrown by Allen Iverson, Josh Howard (these men are all basketball players, apparently) made a
derisive comment about the national anthem that has tipped off a storm of controversy. I wasn't familiar with this gentleman prior to this story but his message in the video is loud and clear: when the video pans to him during the singing of the anthem, Howard says:The 'Star-Spangled Banner' is going on. I don't celebrate this sh**.

John McCain's turn as cover model for this month's issue of the Atlantic has raised hackles, eyebrows, and now the necessity for apology from the editor of the magazine, which ran the pic. The editor says he's
sending an apology to the Senator after outtake pictures by the photographer Jill Greenberg wound up on her personal website, edited for
horrific effect. As of this writing, Greenberg was still featuring the doctored photos on
her blog, including one backlit image showing a sinister McCain with the words, "I'll have my girl kill Roe v.

The angelic-faced cherub singing with a voice from heaven during the opening ceremony of the Olympics really only had one piece of that puzzle: Lin Miaoke, the 9-year-old who was featured performing "Ode to the Motherland" while fireworks flared and 1 billion people watched was pulling one of the oldest tricks in the book. She was lip-synching the song.
And not just to ensure a flawless performance in case nerves or the wires interfered with her singing — she lip-dubbed
because she was cuter than the girl who owned the voice.

For the second time in two years, best-selling candybar, Snickers, has found itself in the middle of a controversy surrounding their latest ad campaign. Candy company
Mars has
yanked the ad from UK airwaves, where it received backlash from gay-rights activists for being homophobic. The commercial featured surly '80s icon, Mr.

While the Senate is working to pass a $50 billion AIDS package, North Carolina Senator Elizabeth Dole has
introduced an amendment to name an HIV/AIDS relief bill after the man whose seat she currently holds, the
late Jesse Helms. The tribute is not without its sticking points: to say Senator Helms was not a friend to AIDS awareness and prevention is an understatement tied with a big, red ribbon.
Here are the Greatest Hits of Helms's record on AIDS:
- "There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy."

The South Carolina state employee who approved a controversial ad campaign aimed at gay tourists has resigned, according to the director of the Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism.
The "South Carolina is So Gay" posters
appeared in the London Underground and were aimed at gay travelers — the campaign is sponsored by Amro Worldwide and other cities like Boston, Las Vegas, and New Orleans have used the slogan to proclaim their inclusiveness.
But the frank-talkin' slogan is not what the Palmetto state director
had in mind, "Our tourism marketing funds are for the purpose of bringing visitors to South Carolina, not for getting involved in various social agendas," adding that the South Carolina target audience is families.

Kaboom: A Soldier's War Journal (subtitled: Embrace the Suck) is embracing no more. The blog, kept by a soldier
who wrote under the name LT G in Iraq, known as one of the most honest and compelling dispatches of blogging from the warfront, has been shut down by those above his pay grade.
Kaboom's LT G wrote often about his periodic wide-open disregard for military decorum (sometimes openly questioning superiors online) and just as often mused on the daily personal exploits of time in country — like the time he almost went out into the warzone sans pants.