
If you're a Nepalese woman in search of a tiara, the outlook is bleak. The ruling Maoist party has
postponed the Miss Nepal contest, set to be held this weekend, for the sixth time this year. In the battle between beauty queens and bureaucrats, oddly their takes on the issue are at once at odds and the same.

Whether they're beauty queens tripping over their dresses or their lines (Hey
Miss Teen South Carolina, we missed you!), or losing pieces of clothing, or celebs falling on their butts (Hi, Carmen Electra!), there's nothing like the Monday morning schadenfreude of watching the beautiful people falling down. Mostly, though, I just wanna hear Miss Teen South Carolina say, "such as like" and "the Iraq" once more. Good times.

I'll watch any pageant, or any
show about pageants but this one? I'm not sure. An Italian priest is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns called "Miss Sister 2008."

While we're breathlessly awaiting Liberty's big text from Obama to see who he picks for Veep, Bella says it's maybe
the "pluck" that matters most. Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine was making the rounds, stumping for Obama this weekend,
humbly demurring talk of a #2 slot and showing up on Meet the Press.

Doing the work of the people and being hot to boot? It almost seems unfair — being able to argue policy while looking flawless is an art, and The Hill rounds up the 50 prettiest politics wonks every year, and publishes a much anticipated
list of the winners. Including a police officer, a politician's wife, and a Congressman, the list is cannily split 50-50, Republicans to Democrats.

A Danish television station held a “Miss Headscarf 2008” beauty contest to show “cool Muslim women who often make up a very fashion-conscious and style-confident part of the Danish street scene.” The hope
behind the pageant was to quell the controversy over calls for a ban on Islamic dress in public and foster healthy debate.
One behind the pageant says, "We would like to contact all the Muslim women who are seldom heard in the debate but are often just as preoccupied with fashion and beauty as other women." Entrants in the pageant don't have to be Muslim, they just need to submit a photo of themselves wearing a headscarf.

Even the saddest tragedies have beautiful silver linings. Angola will host a "Miss Landmine Survivor"
beauty pageant this April, as a way to heal
the country that just came out of a 27-year civil war. As many as 1.5 million people died during the war and Angola only has a population of around 12 million.