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President Bush Sings Farewell to a Hilarious Presidency

Wed, 03/12/2008 - 12:00am by LibertySugar
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An unauthorized cellphone video of the American President-turned-American Idol has leaked on the Internet. Last weekend at the Gridiron, an annual roast attended by political journalists, President Bush sang a lighthearted ode to his time in the White House. His serenade was met with chuckles, applause, and a standing ovation.


I'm a little confused why the country's best journalists find the inept response to Hurricane Katrina, obstruction of justice by a top administration aide, and other Bush highlights, so absolutely side-splitting.

Now that the Bush Presidency is in its twilight, are you prepared to laugh at a musical recitation of its many scandals and crises sung by the President himself? To see the lyrics, read more.
Lyrics:

Yes you're all gonna miss me, The way you used to quiz me, But soon I'll touch the brown, brown grass of home.

I spent my days clearing brush
I clear my head of all the fuss
But the fuss you made over Harriet and Brownie
Down the lane I look and here comes Scooter
Finally free of the prosecutor

Chorus

And then I wait and look around me
At the oval walls that surround me
I realize I was only dreaming
For there's Condi and Dick, my old compadre,
Talking to me about some oil rich Saudi,
But soon I'll touch the brown brown grass of home.

Chorus

That old White house is behind me,
I am once again carefree,
Don't have to worry 'bout a crisis in Pyongyang.
Down the lane I look, Dick Cheney is strolling
With documents he'd been withholding,
It's good to touch the brown brown grass of home.

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  • Grandpa's picture
    Grandpa
    1

    Now that was funny. A great parody of a great song. Did not know the President could even carry a tune. Giv e the man his due. old fogey

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • piper23's picture
    piper23
    3

    He's been made fun of pretty much from the start of his presidency and a lot of people have laughed at his expense. I think its great that he can show that he took all of that in stride. I'm not offended in the least.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Bettyesque's picture
    Bettyesque
    4

    Well for 8 years we have seen him make an ass out of himself so what's new. I agree I dont see the comedy at all.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • cabaker27's picture
    cabaker27
    5

    You know for everyone who slams him, I dare them to try to do a better job. You have no idea what this man faces, you have no idea what intel he is receiving from his advisors, and most of us probably don't understand the protocol or real politics involved at that level since last I checked, most of us haven't been the President of the United States.

    He has had to deal with the biggest challenges this country has faced in over 50 years. I doubt Clinton or anyone else would have done a better job...

    To quote 3M, you're damed if you do, you're damed if you don't.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • cabaker27's picture
    cabaker27
    6

    Sorry for my rant, I just get so sick of the childish slams people give to him. Is he is the best president ever? No. Did he make mistakes? Yes. But we should have some respect for the office he holds and that fact that over half the country voted for him.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • brittanybe's picture
    brittanybe
    7

    I don't like Bush one bit, but I didn't think this was too inappropriate. I didn't hear him making light of Katrina; and I don't mind him having a little fun with all his other foibles. He wasn't joking about anyone who actually was harmed.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • raciccarone's picture
    raciccarone
    8

    I think it's hysterical! He should go to the families who've lost family and friends needlessly in Katrina because of his singular incompetence and then do a musical act! Truly someone you can have a beer with! Greatest President EVER!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • piper23's picture
    piper23
    9

    Bush doesn't drink anymore, Rac. Bummer, right? But I do agree he would be fun to hang out with! Love your observations, so enlightening!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • mewalker1999's picture
    mewalker1999
    10

    This was just a little scary. Hearing him recount his own errors while laughing... I'm not sure how to feel about it.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • DCStar's picture
    DCStar
    11

    It's obvious he's just trying to make light of the situation, I'm not terribly offended.

    This event took place on Monday night, my husband and I were driving past the Renaissance Hotel from my dentist appt. to our apartment in Chinatown, when police pulled up and blocked all streets around the hotel for about 10 minutes. There was such coordination, we knew it was The W himself. A million black SUVs, men in suits with earpieces, etc. I didn't mind waiting because it was a fun spectacle!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • DCStar's picture
    DCStar
    12

    **my bad it was Saturday night, we were coming from Baltimore...I kept thinking my dentist appt wasn't that late.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • cabaker27's picture
    cabaker27
    13

    yea really dc! who has dentist appts on saturday night?? hope your dentist is a hottie Eye-wink

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Matdredalia's picture
    Matdredalia
    14

    It makes me sick to my stomach that he can simply laugh it all off, especially the part about Cheney withholding documents. Seriously, the man is a disgrace. I hope he rots in the fiery pits of...

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • RCLdesigngirl's picture
    RCLdesigngirl
    15

    Oh jeez, people...SNL makes fun of crap every week, as do Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

    Freaking lighten up and have a laugh.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • RCLdesigngirl's picture
    RCLdesigngirl
    16

    One more thing. You can thank Louisiana ex-Governor Kathleen Blanco for the INEPT response to the levee situation in New Orleans. Bush tried to send in the National Guard, but he needed her permission first. She didn't grant it until too late.

    Get your facts straight.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • timinator41's picture
    timinator41
    18

    Liberal: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Why is this so funny? *Sob*

    Hey libs, you really aren't doing yourselves any favors by whining at every opportune moment.

    Chill. Have a cigar. Hehe.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • erikaanne's picture
    erikaanne
    19

    "He should go to the families who've lost family and friends needlessly in Katrina because of his singular incompetence"
    I don't want to bash you, because we are all entitled to our opinions, but I gotta say that the President does not act singularly on anything. What Cabaker says is true, the President is fed information, his advisors help him make decisions, and there is a whole different realm of things that go on in this world that you and I know nothing about. We only know what we are told by the media - and that has been filtered and hand selected.

    I am glad to see that this man hasn't lost his sense of humor after 8 years of being bashed. Dude, it is funny.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • lj4adotcomDan's picture
    lj4adotcomDan
    20

    "But we should have some respect for the office he holds"

    Shouldn't he have some respect for the office he holds? Just wondering.

    "and that fact that over half the country voted for him."

    Untrue. Over half the country doesn't even vote.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • jammer05's picture
    jammer05
    22

    RCLdesigngirl said, "One more thing. You can thank Louisiana ex-Governor Kathleen Blanco for the INEPT response to the levee situation in New Orleans. Bush tried to send in the National Guard, but he needed her permission first. She didn't grant it until too late.

    Get your facts straight."

    Exactly right designgirl... makes you wonder about the possibilities of a woman president??????? kinda scary

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • MyNameIsBob's picture
    MyNameIsBob
    23

    It's Gridiron. It's been going on every year since 1885. It's the one time during the year when the press and politicians - GOPers and Dems - can get together and be goofy without politics. It's supposed to be entirely off the record.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • egf34's picture
    egf34
    24

    What a Jackass! This so called joke does nothing but describe his whole presidency!

    Sincerely,

    Nothing nice to say about Bush

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • badbrains's picture
    badbrains
    25

    Here's a little sample of a Chris Rock interview that says it all:

    Interviewer (re: Barack Obama's candidacy): "Do you think America is ready for a black President?"

    Chris Rock: "Well, America was ready for a retarded President."

    ENOUGH SAID.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Trishaly's picture
    Trishaly
    26

    And I really like what Piper23 said, he took what everyone else said in stride, he moved right along. Ahh-the spirit of a Texan. Nice!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Ctrl Agent86's picture
    Ctrl Agent86
    27

    The reality is something that most people in America will never truly know. The media filters EVERYTHING we see and hear. Katrina, the economy, the war ... everything is altered by the time we get it.
    I can't imagine what would have happened on 9/11 if Gore had won the Presidency. I'm sure he would claim he invented terrorism, invented airplanes and invented the World Trade Center.
    Our President has been in office in one of the toughest times in US history, and while he has made mistakes, I defy anyone to say they haven't made mistakes, as well. I only know of one person in history who lived an error free life, so get some real perspective. We all laugh at Leno, Stewart, Connan, Letterman and all the other policial comedians, why can't we laugh at his own jokes?

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • zizzyba's picture
    zizzyba
    28

    Who wrote the lyrics for him? He's not clever enough to have done it himself!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • themamma's picture
    themamma
    29

    The hold up in Louisiana was the Governor and the Mayor of NO. The feds could have done some things better but when it gets to the bottom line the state was being run by a person who during the flooding of New Orleans sat in a wing back chair in the state police headquarters crying. She wouldn't give the federal government the power to come in because SHE wanted to be in control of the Federal Troops! That is the facts and just the facts.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • robert1111's picture
    robert1111
    30

    Wow, what an arrogant guy. He believes he cannot be touched. Destroy what once was the greatest country on earth and now laughs about it. Unbelieveable, totally unbeliveable.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Darcy331's picture
    Darcy331
    31

    Hey cabaker27, like the avatar, but your comment about your president, and that "over half the country voted for him."
    Um, you remember the year 2000?? LESS than half the country voted for him, you recall that little "footnote" in history?

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • kpj1029's picture
    kpj1029
    32

    As long as New Orleans has come up, lets not forget that jerk of a mayor who disappeared down a rat hole at the first sign of trouble, and only popped his peanut head up every 3 days or so to cast blame on someone else. Katrina was NOT Bush's fault. Blame FEMA, blame the Gov, Mayor, City planners who built a city in a sinkhole, but don't blame the prez just because you don't like his politics.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • WakeUpAlready's picture
    WakeUpAlready
    33

    "you have no idea what intel he is receiving from his advisors"

    Neither does Bush.

    "probably don't understand the protocol or real politics involved at that level"

    Neither does Bush.

    "most of us haven't been the President of the United States."

    Neither has Bush.

    Next?

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • j_boogie324's picture
    j_boogie324
    34

    To CABAKER27: Do you really think that over half of the country voted for that man? If you think that then I feel sorry for you. He won the election because there are certain people who sought to it. Get off the mainstream media diet. My dog would have done a better job because she would make decisions based on loyalty to this country, not based on putting money in special interests' pockets. He is the exact opposite of Robin Hood, he steals from the poor and gives to the rich. I think the song is rediculous and those who are saying to lighten up, you should be ashamed. It would be funny if he made fun of the goofy speeches and moments, but to mock the way he and the devil dick cheney snubbed their noses at the legal system is obsurd. He just slapped every American in the face and you all just laugh and say lighten up. How about I fire you from your job, send your husband/wife, son/daughter half way around the world only to come back in a casket, take your home away, trample all over the constitution, and call you up a year or so later and sing you a song about it? Are you really going to laugh? Yall make me sick. Stop eating what the media gives you and find out the real facts. What a disappointment some of you are. It just kills my hopes that this country can be turned around knowing that there are people who think this is funny. THE MAN SOLD OUT YOUR COUNTRY, DONT YOU GET IT!!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • jammer05's picture
    jammer05
    35

    After all this president has been through, it certainly shows a tremendous amount of inner strength. I admire the guy for not crumbling under the pressure of the "popular vote" and still having a sense of humor in the end. It speaks volumes of his character and faith. Speaking of "popular vote", I'm not sure I would want someone in the oval office who was continually swayed to and fro by the voices of so many. Popularity isn't a qualification for the presidency. Good on you President Bush!

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • MyNameIsBob's picture
    MyNameIsBob
    36

    "It's a joke son, a gag."
    - Foghorn Leghorn

    It's fun to watch you rookies get your knickers in a twist over something that's been a Washington tradition for more than 130 years. Seems Bush Derangement Syndrome is pretty prevalent here.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • kpj1029's picture
    kpj1029
    37

    hey j boogie, you forgot about the ozone layer that G Dub personally depleted. I suggest you get off the media train. The prez (and I mean the office, not the man)is not capable of doing everything you claim.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • liliblu's picture
    liliblu
    39

    Stop blaming local and state officials for the failures of the Bush Administration.

    "But there's a problem with the White House's excuse: It's patently false. As Josh Marshall points out, Blanco declared a state of emergency on Aug. 26 -- a day before Bush declared a federal emergency in Louisiana. (You can see Blanco's official declaration in PDF format here; the Washington Post has corrected its article.) On Aug. 28 -- the day before Katrina made landfall -- Blanco followed her declaration with an official letter (PDF) to Bush that requested all manner of emergency supplies her state would need for the aftermath."

    http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/09/07/fema/index.html

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • erikaanne's picture
    erikaanne
    41

    J Boogie - "...Yall make me sick. Stop eating what the media gives you and find out the real facts. What a disappointment some of you are. It just kills my hopes that this country can be turned around knowing that there are people who think this is funny. THE MAN SOLD OUT YOUR COUNTRY, DONT YOU GET IT!!"

    Stop eating what the media gives you?! Ummm, hello, McFly, I believe that this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black...

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Shraddha's picture
    Shraddha
    42

    As usual, people don't get the obvious. He's talking to the Press. He's referring to issues that they reamed him on (the list could have gone on and on and on since liberals like to blame him for every single thing in the universe.) He was making light of the press not having the stories any more when he's gone. Nothing wrong with having a laugh about the press, at a private dinner.

    I'm so tired of the Katrina reference - someone even said Bush was "Solely" responsible for a hurricane and the damage. You've got to be kidding. Besides nature, the man most responsible is the MAYOR of New Orleans! And then the governor. Then the feds have some responsibility but the feds are not in charge of state's responsibility!! You'd scream if they were ! You want it both ways.

    That's why he's singing the song that they'll missing having a scapegoat.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • lashea_'s picture
    lashea_
    43

    So by sheer fact that jammer05 called the Governor inept and then said that her ineptness makes her worry that we aren't ready for a woman president. That is insane. How many white men in power have committed all kinds of terrible acts, (this is a list i can make, that will take days and days to write) would you say we aren't ready for a white male to be in office? I doubt it. With that kind of logic it makes me worry for Americans.

    I think that it's sucky that the president can make light of all his follies as president because it doesn't effect him. The fact that he can laugh at his mistakes, mistakes that cost billions of dollars and lots of lost lives just kind of shows a large amount of insensitivity. I am keeping hope alive for Obama to win the nomination. I believe that he can heal the country.

    Also, Yeah we laugh at comedians making fun of them, but when it comes down to it, what they say doesn't have an impact on my future, they aren't in charge of anything.

    Oh, and lots of things are "American Traditions" (racism, sexism, facism) it doesn't mean that they are funny Bob.

    16 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment