If Kenyan roses aren't your style, here's one more option for your civic-minded sweetheart: a valentine e-card from your friends at the Republican National Committee. 
After all, nothing says "I love you," like a free, vaguely-offensive, mass-produced slam at the Democratic candidates . . . right?
Here's another classic if you read more.

Don't everybody send 'em to me all at once now!














Make Love Not Class War?